Once upon a time Chicken Licken was standing around when a piece of something fell on her head. She wasn't the brightest thing on two legs, so she started running around in circles clucking, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We must tell the President!" Chicken Licken ran to hr friend Ducky Lucky and clucked "Ducky Lucky! Ducky Lucky! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We must tell the President!" "Let's go," quacked Ducky Lucky. Chicken Licken and Ducky Lucky ran to their friend Goosey Loosey and yelled, "Goosey Loosey!Goosey Loosey! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We must tell the President!" "Let's go," honked Goosey Loosey. Chicken Licken, Ducky Lucky, and Goosey Loosey ran to their friend Cocky Locky and yelled, "Cocky Locky! Cocky Locky! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We must tell the President!" "Let's go," crowed Cocky Locky. "Wait a minute! Wait a minute1" cried Jack the Narrator. "I forgot the Table of Contents! I forgot the Table of Contents!" "Hey, you're not in this story," said Cchicken Licken. "I know," said Jack the Narrator. "But I came to warn you. The Table of Contents is---" "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" clucked Chicken Licken. "We must tell the President!" So Chicken Licken, Ducky Lucky,
Goosey Loosey, and Cocky Locky ignored Jack the Narrator and ran off to catch a plane to Washington. Just outside the airport they et Foxy Loxy. Foxy Loxy! Foxy Loxy! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We must tell the President!" yelled Chicken Licken, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, and Cocky Locky. "Well come with me," said Foxy Loxy. "I know a shortcut to the airport." Foxy Loxy led Chicken Licken, Duck Lucky, Goosey Loosey, and Cocky Locky to his cave. He didn't get them though, because Chicken Licken was almost right. The sky wasn't falling. The Table of Contents was. It fell and squashed everybody. The End